The Freaky Deaky: A Paranormal Comedy Podcast

263 | True Paranormal Stories From Cops: Police & The Paranormal 5

We're back with volume 5 of Police & The Paranormal, packed with even more haunting true stories of things cops saw while in the line of duty from police and members of law enforcementNot every call ends with a simple arrest or routine report. Sometimes, police officers face things that defy explanation. From ghostly figures returning from the grave, to terrifying demonic voices in the back of a squad car, to encounters with cryptids and blinding lights in the dead of night — these are the stories that still haunt the men and women behind the badge.👮‍♂️ In tonight’s episode, you’ll hear chilling accounts of:
- A police officer who came face-to-face with the ghost of a man he once knew.- A young cop who arrested someone… only to hear demonic voices no human throat could make.- A patrol shift interrupted by a creature straight out of legend — the infamous chupacabra.- An officer who lost time under a blinding white light in the middle of nowhere.- The horrifying night a man spoke in two voices at once.- A blood-curdling scream that led police to an old, abandoned well.These are the paranormal cases law enforcement will never forget… and neither will you.💀 If you enjoy true scary stories, police encounters, paranormal horror, and unexplained mysteries, this episode is for you.TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Will You Accept Us Now, YouTube?2:32 - Intro5:11 - STORY: Death Comes For Us All..13:06 - STORY: Devil In The Back Seat15:12 - Ah Yes, Demon Talk (You Know Where This Leads)19:34 - Ah Yes, The Church of Satan Talk (You Know Where This Leads)23:08 - Christians & Muslims Don't Have The Same God (Oopsie)24:04 - STORY: The Chupacabra26:30 - Cult Talk29:30 - STORY: The Harsh White Light34:06 - B--- Stuff & Alien Hijinks 38:00 - Still On The Aliens And B--- Stuff (Sorry Mom)39:12 - STORY: 2 Voices, Simulaneously42:15 - How Else Is 2 Simultaneous Voices Possible46:18 - Christian Is Just a Contrarian, I'm Sure Of It48:46 - STORY: What's In The Well..?51:34 - The Terrifying Sound of Bunny Screeches
____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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262 | The Conjuring: Last Rites - What Really Happened..?

Ed and Lorraine Warren are back in the spotlight once again as we welcome yet another installment in The Conjuring film franchise, Last Rites, which hit theaters earlier this month on September 5th. Christian takes this opportunity to put together an episode detailing the true story behind the new film, which is based on the real-life Smurl family haunting.The Smurls, a family in Pennsylvania, reported experiencing paranormal activity and demonic infestation in their home for over a decade. The case was investigated by Ed and Lorraine Warren, who identified a powerful demonic presence. But how much did Ed and Lorraine actually have to do with the Smurl Haunting? What really happened? We'll see you on the inside...
-----TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Christian Is Stressed?1:02 - Intro3:45 - Welcome Back 5:03 - The Conjuring: Last Rites, What Really Happened? 7:03 - Mall Kiosk Ryan Seacrest9:03 - Oh Look, Everyone, Christian is a S*xist!10:19 - Hit up Matt Rife to Come on the Show..10:33 - Does anyone actually use the time stamps?11:23 - (Weirdest Sitcom of All Time)18:23 - I feel like they don't.20:43 - I don't feel like stamping any time today.22:13 - So here's just some random text and numbers24:53 - hopefully it guides you on this journey28:23 - something something Ed and Lorraine Warren33:03 - something something money and fraud.36:23 - Matt Rife Buying The Warren's Museum 38:13 - THE SKEPTICS CONCLUDED IT WAS ALL FAKE?!!?!?!?! 40:23 - Bad Ed 41:03 - something something skeptics say blah blah 42:23 - something something ghost hunter shows 45:03 - something something Christian attacks religion 50:03 - Scott is over Pedro Pascal being in every single thing 51:03 - something something Scott clips episode before the soap box comes out_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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261 | Nightmare Fuel & Dark Dreams You Can't Shut Out

Prepare yourself for a dose of nightmare fuel as we dive into dark dreams you can't shut out. This week we’re sharing a collection of terrifying true stories centered around nightmares, sleep, and the strange things that happen in the quiet hours of the night. From being stuck in an endless dream loop, to hearing voices that shouldn’t be there, to unsettling family experiences that can’t be explained—these are the kinds of stories that make you question whether sleep is really a place of rest.If you’re a fan of true scary stories, sleep paralysis encounters, or nightmare-fueled tales that stick with you long after they’re over, this episode has you covered. Every story brings a different angle on the fear that creeps in at night, and by the end you might think twice before turning off the lights.Be sure to stay til the end for a very important, and albeit quite sad, announcement regarding the future of the show. Thanks for all you do.
TIME STAMPS:0:00 - It Is What It Is1:02 - Intro4:02 - Buy Merch / Sticker Packs5:59 - STORY: The Nightmare Loop8:23 - Have You Ever Had a Looping Nightmare?11:03 - Dream/Nightmare Journal For The Merch Store 13:23 - STORY: My Grandma, The Devil13:46 - Apparently Not, Christian, Because it Was An After Dark Episode…15:43 - CHRISTIAN IS WRONG: SUNDOWNERS IS CORRECT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH…16:53 - Christian Is Thinking of "Sundown Town" not Sundowners18:03 - Outlander: Non-Stop G*y B*tts*x & R*pe20:03 - This Is Rage Bait, Chill Out..21:44 - STORY: Crucifix on the Doorknob25:13 - Did You Know: Chris Doesn't Believe in Ghosts or Demons26:23 - Jus' Blabbing TBH 27:23 - More of Christian's Rage Bait 28:33 - STORY: Coming to Get You29:23 -  More of Christian's Rage Bait 30:23 - Nvm, Guess Demons Are Just Messengers. Thank Goodness!30:53 - UhOh ThEy'Re TaLkInG aBoUt ThE bIbLe AgAiN!?!?! (stfu.) 34:23 - Everyone Start Praying For Christian36:03 - STORY: Lifelong Premonitions38:23 - Anyone Got Recurring Premonition Dreams?40:23 - Oopsie Slipped Back Into Demon Rants Again45:43 - STORY: The Girl In The Window50:53 - STORY(ISH): Visions In The Form of Dreams (Trigger Warning)55:28 - Christian Gave Samuel L. Jackson a Coke.56:03 - Depressing Ending, Apologies.60:03 - Samuel L. Jackson Kind of Owes Us a Favor If You Stop and Think About It…62:31 - (Translation: Spend Time Relaxing & Hanging Out With My Family)64:39 - Outro68:13 - wut? 
_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
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260 | Telepathic Pets: Are Animals Reading Your Mind?

Some connections defy explanation—especially the ones we share with animals. In this episode, we explore a series of true stories where pets seemed to know things they couldn’t possibly know: showing up at the exact right moment, reacting to events before they happened, and even a horse that can tell the future. These aren’t just quirky coincidences—some of them are hard to shake.From dogs that grieve before the news arrives to cats that sense illness or danger without warning, the stories we’ve gathered challenge what we think we know about animal instincts. Whether it's something ancient, emotional, or something else entirely, these moments hint at a deeper intelligence we’ve only just begun to understand. Are your animals reading your mind..?
-----TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Something About a Horse or Something0:19 - Intro1:38 - Are Animals Telepathic? Are Humans Telepathetic?2:06 - Big Downer Energy to Kick Things Off4:03 - Buy a Shoutout (holler.baby/thefreakydeaky) 4:13 - Merch / Sticker Packs  6:29 - Ditte Young The Outsider7:13 - Spiritual Gifts v The Occult 8:53 - The Telepathy Tapes 9:23 - Twins Telepathy (& Belief Hole Ref.)10:03 - The Horse Who Saw The Future 12:33 - Spike Jonze is a Director / Spike Jones is an Old Timey Radio Comedian.  13:33 - Wasn't Really Searching, I was Moving Around Investments..It was time sensitive, apologies.14:13 - Roxy: The Sensitive Princess 16:36 - The Pigeons, The Goldfish & Scott Is (Still) Psychic  19:13 - Christian Is Apparently A Goldfish Serial Killer 20:23 - Ditto Can Sense Ghost Dogs Too (Wild.) 23:13 - Dolphins… (Don't Look It Up.) 25:23 - You Can Hear Dolphins TOO! (But don't do it..) 27:23 - Absolute WORST Scott Stapp / Creed Impression of All Time 28:33 - Couple More Stories 34:52 - N'kisi: The African Grey Parrot (Not The Spirits) 38:53 - Great, More Dolphins.. 41:23 - So Long & Thanks For All The Fish 46:03 - Giving The Dolphin a HAND… 47:43 - Christian's Childhood Memories (Circa 1782)49:53 - Are Cats Secretly Controlling Us> 52:23 - Cat Worship & Ancient Egypt54:03 - Catching Christian with a Gotcha Moment 57:03 - Is This a Win For the Bigfoot Is Telepathic Crowd? 63:33 - Outro 
_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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259 | True Night Shift Horror Stories | Vol. 4 | Terrifying Tales From The Night Shift

What really happens on the night shift, when the world goes quiet and you're the only one left awake? In this episode, real people share unsettling experiences from hospitals, nursing homes, event centers, and even the Alamo—where things don’t always stay where they’re supposed to. You’ll hear about voices with no bodies, figures that vanish into walls, and strange happenings that make seasoned workers question what they’ve seen.These are firsthand accounts—told plainly and without drama—from people who weren’t looking for anything paranormal, but found it anyway. Whether it’s a call light going off in an empty recovery room or someone climbing into bed when no one else is home, every story is grounded, believable, and just unnerving enough to stay with you long after it ends.We'll see you on the inside...
------TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Oopsie No Monologue1:23 - Theme Music2:43 - Welcome Back / Nightshift Horror Stories 4:03 - Shoutout Harris of Calm History & Marcus! (holler.baby/thefreakydeaky)6:03 - Christian Notices the Clapper6:57 - STORY: Untitled9:43 - Christian's Being Dramatic12:36 - STORY: Scared The Shiii Out Of Me13:43 - What Is a Gang Plank? 16:53 - Scary Movies v. Horror Movies18:03 - Christian Enters Some Racist Territory21:05 - STORY: Terrifyingly Wholesome22:39 - Christian's Mic Has Been Tampered With25:03 - STORY: Haunting Graveyard Shift29:55 - STORY: Remember (The Ghost of) The Alamo34:23 - The Alamo Ghost Convices Christian37:35 - STORY: I Couldn't Take Them With Me40:23 - Christian Must Be a Detective or Something42:23 - Down With Mullets43:03 - Sorry For The Influx of Racially Charged Jokes in This Episode44:29 - STORY: The Sleepy Specter47:53 - Djinn Rage Bait49:35 - Deez Nuts / Outro53:36 - The After Party_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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258 | Goodwill Ghosts You'll Regret Meeting & Haunted Thrift Shop Finds

There’s something undeniably strange about secondhand things—an energy that clings, whispers that trail behind lace curtains, and cold spots that aren’t tied to faulty vents. You think you’re getting a good deal: a vintage photo, an antique shawl, a porcelain cat. But what if those items come with something… more? A shadow that moves without light. A face that shows up in photos you didn’t take. A voice that only speaks when you’re alone.
Thrift stores, estate sales, garage finds—these are the forgotten graveyards of energy. You don’t just buy objects here… you inherit stories. And sometimes, you bring those stories home. From haunted textiles to time-warping heirlooms, tonight we’re opening the box on real-life tales of cursed items, chilling attachments, and ghostly encounters born from the shelves of your local Goodwill. Sorry, Macklemore, Thrift Shops are OUT!
We'll see you on the inside..
-----TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Christian Is Late. Scott Don't Wait. (I'm Sorry For This Crossover?)2:10 - Intro3:29 - It's My Show Now.. 4:30 - Buy The New Merch & 5 Sticker Packs Available NOW 6:03 - STORY: The Ghoulish Gal of Goodwill  9:03 - Nary a word of Christ10:43 - Christian Finally Joins Us 12:33 - STORY: The Silk Shawl 15:30 - STORY: Woman in the Photo17:26 - Christian Embellishes Stories To Fit His Skeptic Narrative18:43 - Scott Saw The Future Again (In His Mind's Eye) 22:03 - STORY: Cats & Cupcakes 25:43 - Bring Back Original Movie Ideas 27:33 - (This Sounds Way More Racist Than It Really Is..)28:36 - STORY:  The Witch Psychic Medium Weighs In (Finally)29:43 - WTF is Florida Water? 30:49 - It's Fine, We Couldn't Find Her Anyway.. 33:03 - THIS STORY IS CANCELLED.  36:23 - STORY: Thanks For The Afghan, Mrs. Doubtfire 38:23 - How Do People Help Ghosts "Cross Over" (Please Answer) 40:57 - Whoopi Goldberg Is Annoying AF Now, right? 41:23 - (And We Are The Paranormal Hannity & Colmes) 43:56 - Brilliant Guerilla Marketing Strategy 45:23 - Do We Forgive Ken Mason? 48:03 - Blame Ken Mason49:52 - Blame Ken Mason 2_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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257 | The Debutante: Carol Howe & The Oklahoma City Bombing

On April 19th, 1995, 168 people died in Oklahoma City. The government blamed Timothy McVeigh—but buried in the rubble is another story: one about a wealthy debutante, a swastika tattoo, and warnings that came too late.We'll see you on the inside...
-------TIME STAMPS:0:00 - April 19th, 19950:33 - Intro1:52 - Welcome Back 2:33 - The Oklahoma City Bombing & Carol Howe 3:53 - Sticker Packs, New Merch & Producer Marlene 5:53 - Shoutout Author/Journalist Jon Ronson 6:13 - Carol Elizabeth Howe 8:03 - Carol's Early Years 8:48 - Christian Makes a QUESTIONABLE JOKE!!! 9:54 - She Made It Up 10:13 - The KKK Has The Dumbest Names 11:03 - Christian Pronounces Elohim Weird (Elohim City) 11:23 - Andy The German 12:13 - The ATF Recruits Carol Howe / Ruby Ridge 16:53 - The Waco Incident / The Branch Davidians 17:23 - Christian Disrespects The Butterscotch Gang 23:03 - Back to Carol Howe 25:03 - Christian Keeps Pronouncing Elohim Weird 26:33 - The ATF and Howe Part Ways 29:43 - Dial-A-Racist 30:33 - Marketing Is The Root of all Evil 31:29 - Testimony From The Trial36:53 - RIP Carol via House Fire40:23 - RIP Scott via Vape Pen 48:23 - The KKK Has Impeccable Branding (They're Still Very Bad)49:13 - Do We Have Racist Listeners / Raciest Joke of All Time49:57 - Outro_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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256 | TFD's Spooky Ghost Variety Hour (Now w/ Even More Shared Hallucinations!)

Some things don’t want to be seen… but they still show up. In a flicker of motion at the edge of a stairwell. In the sound of knuckles tapping from inside the walls. In a face that looks familiar—until it doesn’t.You tell yourself it’s nothing. A draft. A dream. Old wiring. But what if it isn’t? What if that shadow you all saw wasn’t a trick of the light? What if the alarm that won’t stop isn’t broken—but trying to warn you?Tonight, the stories are quiet, but they don’t stay that way. They reach. They follow. They watch. And after the intro… we listen. We're getting back to our roots with todays episode as we dive into some spooky first hand paranormal horror stories!We'll see you on the inside..
-----TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Hot Goss & Juicy Deets1:08 - Intro2:27 - Welcome Back2:33 - Christian Always ALWAYS Dates Us.. 3:33 - Sticker Packs, SauceSquatch & New Merch 4:42 - STORY: Somewhat Alarming8:03 - Not Christian's Favorite Sound Byte 10:23 - STORY: The 4-Way Shared Hallucination  10:58 - The Equality/Sexism Tangent 13:23 - Workin' Your Balls to the Bone (A Classic Saying) 15:43 - Heavy Metal Music vs. Christian Metal 17:23 - Potty Mouth Scott Needs to Get Back Under Control 20:23 - STORY: The Twisty Black Shadow 23:23 - Is There Still a Stigma Attached to Believers? 24:23 - Shoutout Christina at Fred Meyer? 24:43 - Canadian Listeners, Christian Might See You Soon. 25:23 - Go Listen to Nick Thune 27:34 - Is Scott Wildly Too Racist or Are You a Sensitive Little B*tch? 28:23 - Tangent Talk 29:49 - Christian Channels His Inner-Scott31:13 - STORY: Knock Knock Knocking On This Guy's Wall 32:48 - Early Birds v. Night Owls, Which Are You?35:03 - Was It a Woodpecker? 38:13 - STORY: The Protective Aunt 39:43 - Alien Ant Farm v. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal 43:03 - STORY: The Cranky Old Man52:03 - The Problem with EVPs54:03 - Sleep With The Lights On Returns This Fall55:33 -  Outro_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.
Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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255 | Clowns, Fear & Face Paint: You Will Never Sleep Again (Sorry)

There’s something timelessly unsettling about a painted smile. Clowns, once symbols of laughter and childlike wonder, have taken on a much darker reputation in recent decades. Behind the greasepaint and oversized shoes, we find something far more sinister—a twisted mockery of joy that has wormed its way into our collective nightmares.From dark carnival tents to desolate country roads, the image of the killer clown has become a modern myth stitched from real terror, folklore, and the unexplained. In this episode, we’re peeling back the colorful mask to expose the shadows beneath. These are stories not just of murder and madness, but of fear itself—where comedy curdles into cruelty, and facepaint hides something monstrous.So lock your doors, dim the lights, and prepare yourself. The clowns are coming…We'll see you on the inside…TIME STAMPS:0:00 - The Clowns are Coming0:59 - Intro2:13 - Welcome Back / Clown Stuff 3:13 - The Clown Motel & Floyd Mayweather6:03 - John Wayne Gacy: Killer Behind The Paint9:03 - Christian's a Pervert 11:36 - John Wayne Gacy & Dean Corll Connection14:23 - The Clown Panic of 2016 17:03 - RIP Ronald McDonald 22:23 - Christian Kills My Artistic Delivery 24:13 - Christian Forces The Most Uncomfortable Conversation This Podcast Has Ever Seen. Clown Pr0n.  26:33 - Scott's Allergies Give Him Gravel Voice 29:53 - Pennywise & Pop Culture: Rise of the Evil Clown 30:23 - *allegedly 33:36 - You know, Tittles The Clown.. 39:23 - Clowns in DC & Horrible Lighting 40:23 - Christian is Single 42:54 - Fear In The Familiar 46:24 - The Last Episode Wasn't Great.51:24 - The Outro 55:23 - The After Party
_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeakyThe Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.
Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.
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254 | When Ritual Goes Wrong: Weird Games & a TFD Curse

They say curiosity killed the cat—but what about the curious who tempt the unknown with whispers in dark hallways, or solitary games played at midnight?In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chilling world of paranormal rituals—those spooky internet dares and whispered playground legends that promise access to hidden knowledge, other dimensions, or ghostly encounters. These aren’t just campfire stories—they’re based on *real* accounts, with *real* consequences. Or are they? From the Midnight Game to the unsettling Three Kings Ritual, we’re peeling back the layers to uncover what really happens when you push beyond the veil.We’ll hear from those who dared to try these odd rituals, explore the origins of these bizarre games, and examine the patterns that link them all. What drives people to play these dangerous rituals? And what does it mean when the line between belief and reality begins to melt away? Tonight, we invite you to light a candle, turn off the lights, and join us… but fair warning: not everything that answers back is friendly. We'll see you on the inside…
-----TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Christian's Ritual With a Dude in the Bathroom2:48 - Intro4:07 - Welcome Back4:23 - THE EPISODE IS TANGENT HEAVY (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED) 5:03 - SauceSquatch Hot Sauce Available NOW (& Sticker Packs?)6:43 - (EPISODE STARTS HERE, NERD) 6:44 - Game 1: The Midnight Game11:23 - When Is The Real Witching Hour? 14:56 - Officially Aged Out Of The Youthful Algorithm16:43 - Christian Talks About Molly Ringwald Too Often 17:03 - Game 2: One Man Hide & Seek 20:23 - The Brain / Shared Hallucination Angle (As Always) 23:13 - Ask Me About The TFD Episode Curse 25:13 - This Is Important, Congratulations w/ Chris Delia & Bad Friends 26:13 - Scott Gets Attacked By a Pointy Bread Clip 26:43 - Game 3: The Closet Game 27:03 - Brief Millennial Gay Talk  29:23 - Back Into The Closet (Game) 33:13 - Crazy Ass Talk & Fart Jokes (Thanks Christian) 35:13 - Cold Spots, Explained 38:23 - All Skeptic Segments Are the Same 41:23 - Beans 42:53 - Game 4: The Answer Man Ritual 48:43 - Similarities Between Answer Man & Nostradamus Ritual50:23 - The TFD Curse Explained 51:23 - Game 5: The Three Kings Ritual 51:33 - It Was 'Ice Cube' FYI 56:23 - Different Types of Demons57:33 - Was This Episode Terrible?59:49 - Goodbye. 63:57 - The After Party_____________________________________________+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos
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